Topolino Contro i Vermi: Mickey Mouse vs the Worms

Mickey Mouse vs the Space Worms a Spanish Sci-Fi Comic…

Mickey Mouse against the Worms Topolino Sci-Fi Comicstrip

“Mickey Mouse against the Worms” is an unusual comic strip set on an alternative world where slimy creatures (“eidozoons”) struggle to cohabit with native mice, undergoing racial tensions. Originally written in Spanish, translated to English [captioned below each comic book page and in the mouseover text] for your international taste of Spanish flavored Sci-Fi Mickey Mouse and deviant Disney alien amusement..

Mickey Mouse Against the Worms: Topolino Contro i Vermi 1

A coffee, please. …they are repulsive! Pooh! Disgusting ear-less creatures! How do they dare to show them around?! They are infesting Mouseton with their stench! If it was me, I'd beat their ass until they return to their country! …they are repulsive! Pooh! Disgusting ear-less creatures! Let's go away, here there are "worms"…

English Translation:

A coffee, please.

…Let’s go away, here there are “worms”…

…they are repulsive! Pooh! Disgusting ear-less creatures!

How do they dare to show them around?! They are infesting Mouseton with their stench!

If it was me, I’d beat their ass until they return to their country!

Mickey Mouse Against the Worms: Topolino Contro i Vermi 2

I'm going to teach him that he's not the welcome to Mouseton!! This land belongs to mice!! ...but this one is not going to get away! I'll give him a lesson he's going to remember! but… Mickey! What do you want to do?

English Translation:

…but this one is not going to get away! I’ll give him a lesson he’s going to remember!

but… Mickey! What do you want to do?

I’m going to teach him that he’s not the welcome to Mouseton!! This land belongs to mice!!

Mickey Mouse Against the Worms: Topolino Contro i Vermi 3

I can't arrive late! That racist boss of mine just waits for a pretext to fire me! …come, it will be funny to se him suffer like a real worm!! Folks around here do respect people like me. You'll se, nobody'll talk. Crap, I'd better hurry or I'll be late for work! But… what if somebody see us? Right!!

English Translation:

…come, it will be funny to see him suffer like a real worm!!

But… what if somebody see us?

Folks around here do respect people like me. You’ll see, nobody will talk.

Right!!

Crap, I’d better hurry or I’ll be late for work!

I can’t arrive late! That racist boss of mine just waits for an excuse to fire me!

Mickey Mouse Against the Worms: Topolino Contro i Vermi 4

Oh my god! Please, NO!! I hate this neighborhood, yesterday another one was beaten up... Please don't hurt me! I haven't got anything! Face to the ground, worm!! Oh my god! Pease, NO!! Fuck, no!! A skin-head!! Ahhhhhh!!! WORM!!

English Translation:

I hate this neighborhood, yesterday another one was beaten up…

Ahhhhhh!!!

WORM!!

Fuck, no!! A skin-head!!

Please don’t hurt me! I haven’t got anything!

Face to the ground, worm!!

Oh my god! Please, NO!!

Mickey Mouse Against the Worms: Topolino Contro i Vermi 5

Koff... Brother, don't say anything, don't provoke them! If you do as they say they will let you live! Koff... Koff... You can yell as long as you please, worm, nobody is going to help you in this side of Mouseton! HAHAHA! You know, I've just beaten up another worm... I was going to kill him... ... but then we decided to have a little fun! Sob!!

English Translation:

You can yell as long as you please, worm, nobody is going to help you on this side of Mouseton! HAHAHA!

You know, I’ve just beaten up another worm… I was going to kill him…

… but then we decided to have a little fun!

Koff… Brother, don’t say anything, don’t provoke them! If you do as they say they will let you live! Koff… Koff…

Sob!!

Artwork and story by Vacon Sartirani

Whether you speak Spanish, English or both. This comic is a rare and wild treat. For lovers of comics, the art form and stories are as important as the language. So next time your at the comic shop or local hero’s hangout, look a bit father back in the rack. You may just find a strange foreign gem of your own… and in case you do, let us know, we want to read it to.

Bonus almost trivia: In Spanish the ‘word’ for Mickey Mouse is simply Topolino

A guest post from Mich De L’Orme from SciFAnime.com here at Furious Fanboys, you can go chase him down as @MichDe on twitter in case he needs a grammar Nazi attack or some pseudo gringo translation correction 😉

[Published for Furious Fanboys]

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